A special note for our out of state visitors and vacationers: Before you leave on your vacation please be advised that because we are a private club we cannot permit you to complete your application/questionnaire and pay your fees at the club just before your orientation! These two tasks must be completed before attending Orientation or any other Club Relate function! Therefore, please check the Orientation Calendar and proceed below!

PLEASE NOTE: ALL ORIENTATIONS ARE ON SATURDAYS
AND BEGIN PROMPTLY AT 3:00PM UNLESS OTHERWISE NOTED!

First: Complete The Application/Questionnaire Below!
Club RELATE Masturbation & Fantasy Quiz
Questions about the quiz or club? Click here!

Check all that apply to YOU only!

I/we are a

I enjoy or would like to:

 Him Her
1 Masturbate during the course of usual sex play
2 Watch others masturbate
3 Masturbate with others watching
4 Be masturbated by person of opposite sex
5 Be masturbated by person of same sex
6 Masturbate another person of opposite sex
7 Masturbate another person of same sex
8 Use toys - vibrators, dildos, silk, lingerie, etc.
9 Watch others perform sexually
10 Perform sexually for others
11 Have one or more men cum on me
12 Age that I first remember masturbating
13 Number of times I usually masturbate per week
14 Enjoy observing sexually explicit scenes
15 Meet couples/people younger than me
16 Meet couples/people older than me
17 Help others live out their masturbation fantasies
18 Live out my fantasy about masturbation
19 How old are you? (Please be honest, we're not judgemental!)

If you would like to live out one of your masturbation fantasies please explain:

Please explain what the word discretion means to you:

How did you first hear of Club Relate?
His Name:
Her Name:
Last Name:
Address:
City:
State:
Zip:
Phone:
E-Mail:

Due to the highly personal nature of our club, please be assured that your e-mail address will not be sold or shared under ANY circumstances. You will NEVER receive any e-mail as a result of entering your e-mail address on our site unless you indicate your preference below to receive our newsletter, or request communication via other explicit action.
Do you wish to receive our electronic newsletter via email?

   

Second: Select the  Saturday Orientation Date that is best for you: 

Please Answer ALL QUESTIONS ABOVE, select the Saturday Orientation Date you wish to attend.
ALL  ORIENTATIONS  ARE ON SATURDAYS AND BEGIN PROMPTLY AT 3:00PM
UNLESS  OTHERWISE  NOTED! AND, don't forget to call on Tuesday evening, after 7:00PM.
This will be the Tuesday before the Saturday you selected for your orientation above!!

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